“whoooOOO’S A GOOD PUPPY”

“defs not you”

“tOuOt”

GREEN (8 facts about your body)

• for some reason i am eternally wider or someshit than most of my native peers cos??? weird body or smthn?? apparently its not even a weight or exercise problem just????
• my fingers bend all the way back i use this ability to scare cute people
• it took me three days to get a tan and i lost it in the one fucking month i’ve been back omfg
• i’ve got the digestive tract of an 8month old baby
• sasquatch feet???
• no can do the flexible thing
• i cant even touch my fucking toes
• what the fuck

BLACK (1 fact about the person you like)

• well i sure as hell didn’t expect it thats for sure :I

RED (5 facts about my best friend)

• my best friend is a complete asSHOLE SHITFEst i like him a lot :3c
• he is a living character from popular anime Lovely Complex
• he doesn’t even have a house he lives in one of those cement wheels they’ve left over from street construction
• the bastard keeps using my drinking straW FUCKING DAMMIT GET YOUR OWN STRAW U SHIT
• he listens to nthn but buble and fob what is the relation even wow what an asshole

BLUE (9 facts about my family)

• they are a whole plane ride away and they have my dogs hostage this is injustice
• one time i wore shorts and my sister screamed because she could see my knees
• we are betty crocker’s reincarnations. all of us. 
• for some reason we are all tea addicted
• as long as i remember we’ve always kept 50 animals all at the same time
• they keep overfeeding me this is a primary example of proper filipino family behaviour
• we get sleepy w coffee i do not understand this
• all whovians
• everyone believes homestuck is demons

YELLOW (7 facts about my childhood)

(this is gettin fuckin exhausting im bringing it down to four)

• i used to keep a bigass monitor lizard as a pet but it died cos it was too fat to climb into its pool and it overheated
• one time in pre-k i stomped on an earthworm on purpose and then i cried about it for a week and never told my mom why i was crying cos i thought i murdered it and was going to hell
• i never actually got the ‘talk’ cos while my mom was explaining it to me i panicked and passed out
• one time i was swimming w my little sister and she started to panic and pull me underwater but i thought it was real funny so i started laughing hysterically. since my mouth was open i started drowning for real but i still thought it was funny so i kept laughing even when i started to pass out and i only woke up again when my older sis dragged us out

GREY (2 facts about my favourite things)

• I own the world’s baggiest MIT sweater which i use as nightly jimjams and this is the most glorious feeling in the world if you dont think so you are wrong
   
• I have an overweight black lab waiting for me back at home and he is my bestest bear sausage he will give you doggy kisses til u die then he pees on u

WHITE (3 facts about personality)

• staying still for too long irritates me a lot i literally cannot stand still in fastfood lines or i go fuckin insane OuO;
• if we are good friends i have every right to poke and prod you as much as i like stfu
• i just really fucking love animals

PURPLE (10 facts about my room)

• it’s overlooking an absolutely gorgeous city view 
• i’m currently sharing a dorm room UnU;
• there is a bigass tv we now have so that is p cool aside from the fact that mtv asia shows Pink every two hours on repeat
• i have currently stocked our minifridge to the brim w various bottles of fruit teas this is my private stash no touch por favor
• i am messy as fuck this room is a real bachelors pad omfg
• my sweater collection is casually hiding beneath my mattress
• we currently own the noisiest room courtesy of 2am singing and acoustic guitar fiddling
• my mom told me my bed sheet is like dracula’s
• hiding in the various assortments of art books are classy copies of lovecraft, chekhov, poe, fitzgerald, kent, and basically shit like that
• i am hoping to fill said space w the scent of hedgehog OuO

An ask meme! :^) Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
YO ask me.

ssoojj replied to your post: i woke up like three hours ago an…

haha oh my gosh what did you say

stuff im not comfortable w repeating this could either have strengthened or sabotaged our blood bond who knows dammIT i feel like scott

scott = dumb

:^y

i woke up like three hours ago and apparently i mustve been real tired last night cos i opened my chat log and APPARentLy admitted some personal stuff to my best frond and now im really embarrassed cos wow i cant even remember saying most a this

O<-<

sudden call out for on-the-job-training purposes! :000

would anyone know of some good illustration/graphic design companies (preferably based in hongkong or singapore) ??

[edit] @acanof-dandelionandburdock, haven’t received any list at all boohoo :<